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premiumvintagesunglasses:

This is the photo that i get more reblog, a real queen of Love.
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missakito:

videohall:

Man talks to turkeys

Genuine human happiness right there.

brrruururururuururururur

My sides hurt from laughing so hard.

IT’S BACK YES

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immiqrant:

I honestly think this is me and I forgot about it

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in the shower
  • me:that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
  • me:yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
  • me:why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
  • me:i'ma read the back of this.
  • me:lather, rinse, repeat?
  • me:why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
  • me:hold up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
  • me:if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
  • me:eheheheheheheheheheh.
  • me:but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
  • me:did i already wash my hair?
  • me:i think i did but i don't remember.
  • me:i'ma do it again.
  • me:I REPEATED.
  • me:well played, pantene pro-v. WELL PLAYED
  • me:i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
  • me:i bet it's awkward.
  • me:i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
  • me:okay time to get out.
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:where is my towel.
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jckahh:

Pictures never do it justice.
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